Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Someone sent me this....sound familiar?


Stealing a girlfriend from another guy.

If the girl you fancy has only been with her boyfriend a short time, then it will be difficult - it is better to try and get a girl who is in a long-term relationship as she may be getting bored, in which case you are in luck.
First and most important, tell the girl that you like her as a friend because she is "cool" - it must not be in a romantic way to start with or they will read your intentions.
On the first sign of her being unhappy with her current boyfriend then move in! If she complains about him then let her bitch - she will really appreciate having a male friend to talk to about him especially as she feels her boyfriend doesn't listen any more. Don't make any romantic move towards her at this stage, just "side" with her against her boyfriend, this will guarantee you will be the first person she will come to when she is having problems with him. And guess what - it will make her more hostile to her boyfriend! This is because you will be seen as the person she is close to and her boyfriend will seem like an obstacle to your friendship!
After a while you can even hug her in a friendly way, she will see it as a comfort and realise that she can get this from you but not her boyfriend. Remember to keep pushing the boundaries a little bit more each time to entice her still closer.
Once you have built it up enough then go for the kill! Make sure you are alone, make it dramatic, but also make it look spontaneous, like you can no longer hold your feelings in for this person! It will make it look like "destiny" and that it has come from nowhere at all, but it is just meant to be!
It helps to be shocked about the situation, like you have no idea where it came from (to hide the fact you have planned this all along) - lines like "I'm so sorry, I don't know why I said that, you just look amazing tonight and I had to say something..." Make it sound almost like the attraction is her fault, because you just could not resist her as she is such an amazing person and you never had any intention of it getting this far. It will make her think you have not planned any of this and she will believe you!
90% of girls will get upset and cry in this situation. It is not uncommon for them to look panic-stricken or alarmed. Often they will say "I didn't realise you liked me in that way" to which you MUST answer "I only just realised myself!"
I guarantee that in 99% of cases the girl will break up with her boyfriend within days. The seeds of doubt have been set and she "knows" that you are her friend and that "none of this was intended" so she will feel safe with you and only have rejection feelings towards her boyfriend.

And BINGO - you stole yourself a chick! It works more times than it fails guys! Give it a try!



Hmm. Interesting read - thanks a lot!! Sounds kind of familiar I must say.....
Sad enough that this kind of thing happens (I should know!) but the fact that some people make an art form out of it and celebrate the fact that long-term relationships can be trashed so easily is very sad and more than a little sordid. Women are senstive creatures and to use the feelings of friendship and emotional support in order to steal them is sick. Men are horrible - I'm coming back as a goat or a wasp or a penguin or something!

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